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Stationary Astronaut

Some Guy on a Spaceship

I was born in the Mississippi River valley worshipping bald eagles as they flew over head. Eventually, one got ballsy enough and swooped me up. It eventually got tired and dropped me down in the medical capital of the world where I grew my own wings. 

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